every episode of scooby doo
guy:
something spooky's happening
fred:
k we'll come check it out
fred:
daphne, velma come with me
daphne:
lol okei
shaggy:
but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
velma:
shut up you two
shaggy and scooby:
*run into monster*
scooby:
RAGGY
shaggy:
*oblivious to everything*
scooy:
RAAAAGGGGGY
shaggy:
zoinks!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:
part 1*
shaggy and scooby:
*meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
fred:
what happened?
shaggy:
M-M-MONSTER
velma:
uh oh
monster:
boo
all:
AAAAH
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:
part 2*
*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
velma:
my glasses! i lost my glasses!
monster:
*picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
velma:
thanks. ....JINKIES!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:
part 3*
monster:
whoops i tripped
scooby:
i captured you
*they pull the monster's mask off*
fred:
oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
suspicious guy:
and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
scooby:
ROOBY ROOBY ROO
all:
*laugh*